Amazon will happily sell everything, and almost anything! Whatever they're doing, it seems to be working, as last quarter they made a profit of $239 million. See some of the crazy things they sell below!
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| Ready for the silver screen |
Your dog will probably hate it, but
pretty hurts! You can buy a super cute M
arilyn Monroe outfit. Bonus: it comes with cleavage!
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| Fancy a snack? |
Ever fancied owning 1,500 ladybugs? Now you can, thanks to amazon.com! They aren't expensive either, you could own 100,000 and be the ladybug queen for under $1000. However, it isn't guarenteed they'd turn up alive, judging by the reviews, sometimes they come dead. Gross and sad :-(
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| Enough to last a lifetime, or several years, or a year, depending on the person! |
For
just $909.73 you can buy 55 gallons of lube. Shipping itself costs a gobsmacking $523, you could get a flight for that. After a little searching, it turns out it is cheaper to buy this 55 gallon barrel of lube, as opposed to 55 one-gallon bottles of lube! If you use 100ml of lube every time you do
whatever, you would need to do
"whatever" 2500 times before running out.
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| Ah, just what I was looking for! |
Planning on giving many circumcisions in the future? This product will be wonderful for you! The reviews made me laugh-out-loud. The best review claiming it's a great gift for "that hard-to-shop-for creepy uncle/circumfetishist", the only downside being that "it doesn't scream, but you could easily remedy that by hooking it up to an MP3 player".
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| Adorable right? |
I know this will have been on many people's want-lists for a long time, and now you can finally get one! A cast iron 4 eyed man, to open bottles with! This is definitely an item that will make guests to your house say "wow".
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| "Bacon fresh" |
Tired of minty/regular lip balm? You can now get one that's bacon flavoured. However, you could also just buy a regular lip balm and spend the remaining $4 on real bacon! The top review claims it is great as it stops his wife kissing him when he plays video games–exactly the type of person this product is perfect for.
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| Woah, what a great idea! |
In 2012, 34,000 died behind the wheel of a car. Want to increase that number for 2014? Buy this "work surface tray" that attaches to your steering wheel! Great for making careless drivers even more careless.
Amazon may sell some great things at great prices, but as seen above, sometimes they sell weird, crazy and even dangerous thing. I even got my dad's father's day present from there =)
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